Carleton and Ottawa University Publish World Leading Research on Zombie Plagues

A recently published research paper from professors at Carleton and Ottawa University has determined that

A zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilisation, unless it is dealt with quickly. While aggressive quarantine may contain the epidemic, or a cure may lead to coexistence of humans and zombies, the most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often. As seen in the movies, it is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble.

The research is said to have possible real-life applications to modeling allegiance to political parties.

The full text of this world leading research is available online – When Zombies Attack

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